Meet the Candidates

candidate statements

Read below to learn about our amazing 13 caninidates and then cast your vote!

Read further below to learn about our new L.A. D.O.G. ambassadog and our shamefully disqualified candidates.

Milo

I'm Milo, and I'm throwing my ball into the ring for Dog City Council! For too long, local government has failed to address the issues affecting canines daily. I’m running on a platform of bold action, relentless begging, and tactical cuteness. I’ll focus on treat reform, squirrel accountability, and belly rub mandates.

Vote Milo for City Council—Because Good Boys Deserve Great Governance.

Honeybee

Honeybee joined our family on New Year’s Eve, exactly when we needed her most. Adopted from Annenberg PetSpace at one year old after the loss of our dad, she brought so much love and joy back into our home. She’s sweet, playful, part Doberman (the rest is anyone’s guess!), loves to soak up the sun earning her the nickname “Sunnybee,” and sleep in hilarious positions, often on her best friend Ecko. Most of all, she loves curling up next to her mom.

Peanut

There is a low T epidemic in canines from Culver City, and we can NOT put up with this no more! I am advocating for all dogs to stop being neutered and spayed! As a dog with only one ball, I understand the struggle of feeling less than others, that is why I will be the perfect council member for this Dog Council. I will be a champion for all studs and bitches!

charlotte

Charlotte promises nothing but will permit you to look at her and appreciate her existence.

Ask not what Charlotte can do for you, but what you can do for Charlotte.

ecko

Ecko doesn’t just wag his tail when he greets you, he wags his entire body. A rescue pup, he’s a happy, fun-loving hound who is equal parts protector and professional lounger. He adores his best friend Honeybee, teaching her patience, obedience, and how to be a good guard dog (and humoring her when she wants to play and he desperately wants a nap). Through moves, loss, and life changes, Ecko has remained our family’s loyal and loving companion.

zoey

Zoey, a Culver City resident since her adoption in 2021, finds joy in her morning routine of walking up the wooden pathway at Culver Park. She also enjoys accompanying her human brother to his soccer practices. However, she yearns for more accessible parks for dogs like her in Culver City.

rocky "The Rock"

Hi, I’m Rocky “The Rock”, a pug with a big heart and an even bigger enthusiasm for meeting people! I believe every neighbor deserves a friendly face, a wagging tail, and the occasional high-five. I’m friendly, well-mannered, and I never met a person or pet I didn’t want to say hello to. I take my responsibilities very seriously—especially snack-related ones.

I’m ready to put my paws to work making Culver City a happier place, one greeting and high-five at a time!

jasper

Jasper is a native Californian and proud resident of Culver City with a strong leadership background in leading sniffaries around the Baldwin Hills and downtown Culver area. His journey from stray to community leader of Boneyard park fuels his desire to unify our city across breeds. He is a true tail you can count on and is strongly committed to a new era of bipawtisanship with the feline factions.

Your bark deserves action - vote for Jasper for Culver City Dog Council today!

buddy

My territory is Blanco Park since finding my family at a rescue event. I patrol my streets to check on the dogs, monitor smells, and search for food. My favorite things are eating and chasing the ball in the park – I’m faster than I look! I will ban fireworks, put shade in the dog run, and give Greenies to all! I will represent all dogs, but especially small dogs. I stand up to the German Shepherds. People think I’m crazy, but I could take ‘em!

VOTE FOR BUDDY! I will fight FOR (and WITH) you!

bridget bardog

Bridget is exactly what Culver City needs: an older, wise, empathetic, alpha female. Bridget has been a proud Culver City resident since she was rescued from a shelter in April 2018. A great mix, she combines the toughness and maternal instincts of a pit bull, the love and work ethic of a lab, and the intelligence of an Australian Shephard. Now that she has helped raise our three children, she is ready to turn her focus and energy to serving the City!

Vote for Bridget!

Hana Banana

Your business in my business!

rocky

I'm Rocky and my tail is wagging to serve on the CCDCC! I promise to represent all of Culver City, whether you think I’m adorable or just extremely cute. My priorities are treats, attention, and naps. I think these are great priorities for our city.

Culver is The Heart of Screenland. I have no idea what that means, but I promise to accept pets and treats from you whenever I can. Everyone, give me treats!

Vote for me, your woof on the CCDCC.

In conclusion, mlem.

Mabel Syrup

Mabel Syrup is a 10 year old, 100lb horse. A super model & master of disguise, she looks like a long legged Labrador. But don’t be fooled like her idiot owners, Mabel is genetically diverse. With a peppering of mastiff, sprinkle of greyhound, dollop of terrier and a drizzle of husky, she’s all the dogs that you were warned against. She’s bossy, flatulent and takes 12 pills a day. She likes vacationing at the vet and is in love with a Santa Clause doll, whom she tenderly nurses on nightly.

Vote Today! Voting Closes at 11:59pm, Monday November 2

New Category! Los Angeles Delegate of Goodwill (L.A.D.O.G)

L.A. D.O.G. representatives are Culver City adjacent neighbors who wish to sit, stay and serve in an advisory capacity from outside of Culver City's borders. These courageous competitors did not meet our extremely stringent residency requirements for the ballot but are welcomed as goodwill ambassadogs.

Lee

With quiet confidence and a sweet disposition, Lee makes friends wherever he goes. A 6 lb mini Toy Pomeranian, he is small in stature, but big in personality. A leader of the pack, he organizes Dog Moms of Los Angeles (@la.dog.moms) with his mommy, intentionally connecting fellow LA dog owners through curated meetups and scenic walks across the county. (Statement has been lightly edited)

DISQUALIFIED!!

The following "candidates" have been shamefully disqualified from competition for failing to meet eligibility requirements or for violating campaign rules set forth in the Rules and FAQs page.

Please join the entire CCDCC Team in heaping shame upon them and please DO NOT send cute photos and amusing, sweet, or satirical candidate statements for other ineligible "candidates" to culvercitydogcitycouncil@gmail.com.

Cricket

I’m Cricket and I’m the BEST, SMARTEST and MOST HANDSOME DOG for the job. Let’s face it— democracy is overrated. Culver City needs a strong authoritarian who will take what we deserve and make our city GREAT again. As your KING, ahem mayor, I will annex all of Los Angeles, go to war with San Francisco and lower the cost of tinned fish. VOTE FOR CRICKET and I’ll personally mail you each of you a COLLECTIBLE GOLD coin with my face on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cricket has been disqualified for: multiple egregious constitutional violations)

Vote Today! Voting Closes at 11:59pm, Monday November 2

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